(THEME SONG PLAYING)
(RINGING)
(YAWNS)
(GRUNTS) Yeah!
Yep, something tells me
it's going to be
a great morning.
? Morning, morning
morning, morning
? Lots to do today
so quit your snoring ?
Morning, Starfire!
? Morning, morning
morning, morning
? Breakfast will be cereal
that I am all pouring ?
Morning, Raven!
? Morning, morning
morning, morning
? Breaking villain's bones
until they are moaning ?
Morning, Cyborg!
Morning, Beast Boy!
Why are you singing, dude?
(TINKLES)
? Morning, morning
morning, morning ?
-There he goes again!
-Knock it off already!
? Morning, stranger going
through the Titan computer ?
(WHIRRING)
(SCREAMS)
Stranger going through
the Titan computer!
(EXPLOSION)
(WHOOSHING)
Security breach!
(ALARM WAILING)
(GRUNTS)
Slow your row, fool!
This isn't an unidentified
female intruder.
This is Terra!
And you can identify her
as my girlfriend.
(ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYING)
"Girlfriend" isn't the word
I'd use.
(RATTLING)
We prefer "soul mate" huh?
How did she get in
without setting off the alarms?
I gave her
the tower security codes.
Aw! Trading security
codes already!
This sounds serious.
Oh, please regale us
with your tale
of love
at first visual contact.
Okay, it's a pretty
typical story, though.
Boy meets girl.
Girl asks if boy will get
her access
to the Titans' tower.
Boy falls for girl.
Girl insists on getting
a schematic
of the Titans'
defense capabilities.
(SOBS) I told myself
I wouldn't cry.
So what's an attractive,
(SNIFFS) decent smelling girl
doing with Beast Boy?
I guess I like
how trusting he is.
I mean he's really,
really trusting.
You know,
she has superpowers, too.
So, if this works out,
which it will,
she'll make a great addition
to the team!
A new Titan?
Let's see what you've got.
(WHIRRING)
(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING ON RADIO)
(CRASHING)
Rock manipulations. Sweet!
I like what I see.
But if Terra wants to be
a part of the team,
she'll have to pass
a series of carefully
designed tests!
Be prepared!
For anything!
(EERIE MUSIC PLAYING)
-Oh!
-Come on, sugar.
I'll show you around
the rest of the tower.
No touching, remember?
(RUSTLING) Titan Test!
Yeah!
(GRUNTS)
(GROANS)
(GROANS) Well played, Terra.
(GRUNTS) But that's
only the...
(COUGHS)...first test.
There is something
I don't like about her.
I think I know
what you don't like.
That she's all up
in your man's grill.
And you're all,
"Uh-uh, boo bear is mine."
What?
We watch a lot of
daytime talk shows together.
I have something
special to show you.
You know how you're telling me
how you love
secret compartments?
It's my favorite thing
in the world.
Well...
(CLICKING)
(ALARM WAILING)
Wow! It's beautiful,
Beast Boy.
(SMACKING LIPS)
Can you bring me my camera?
We're not really supposed
to be taking pictures in here.
Not even of our first kiss?
Oh, snap!
Gonna find
that camera! (MEOWS)
I'm in and everything
is going just as planned.
Soon, the Titans will be
nothing more than a memory.
(MEOWS) Oh!
Where is that camera?
Whoa!
Titan Test! (GRUNTS)
(THUDS)
Sorry! You startled me.
I just wanted some milk.
(STRAINS) Enjoy your milk.
You have earned it. (GRUNTS)
The next test
won't be so easy.
Ow!
And how are things
progressing with
the lady friend?
It's getting pretty serious.
She wants to know
everything about me!
All my hopes and my dreams,
my pass codes
and security clearances.
All yours, too.
Oh, boy.
Oh, the boy, indeed.
Now, do you guys see
what I'm talking about?
(MECHANICAL WHIRRING)
Look, there's something
you should know
about your girl.
What? What is it?
I think she is
in the "L" word with you.
Lobster!
Love.
Oh, that is an even
better "L" word.
-I am filled with
the happiness for you.
-(CHOKES)
Really? You think so?
Why else would she be
spending so much time
picking your brain
about everything
concerning you?
And the Titans?
Sounds like she's using him
to collect intel on us.
Do you know what else
it sounds like? (CHUCKLES)
That somebody's J-E-Alous!
(ALL LAUGHING)
That's sweet, Raven,
but I've found my match.
Still friends?
(GRUNTS)
I hate you all.
(ELEVATOR DINGS)
Oh, man! You have got it
so bad for Beastie, don't you?
(ELEVATOR DINGS)
Well, I'm late for a date
in the Titans' secret lair
with my boo.
-It's your world, son.
-That's what's up!
Ah!
There you are, my sweet.
Tell me, why did you
pick this place for a date?
I didn't say "date".
I said "data".
As in, data transfer.
I'd like to put all
the Titans most sensitive files
on my flash drive.
Mmm, sounds romantic.
-(ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYING)
-(BEAST PURRING)
How about
a little kissy first?
(SMACKING LIPS)
Oh!
(CRASHING)
Oh, I see how it is.
Confidential data first,
then a kiss.
(MACHINE BEEPS)
(WHIRRING)
Guess who now owns
all the Titans' secrets?
Wow! This was way too easy.
Isn't that what
they say about love?
When it works, it's just easy.
-(SMACKING LIPS)
-(WHIRRING)
(GRUNTS)
I knew it!
(GRUNTS) Let me go!
You know how
I had my suspicions
about Terra?
Well, I spied on her
and found out
she's been collecting info
to take us out!
(GASPS) I cannot believe it!
Do you know
what this means, Raven?
That you are completely nutso!
We never realized
you are so in the love
with Beast Boy.
I am so sorry, Terra,
but I guess jealousy just makes
people do crazy things.
I am not jealous!
-(THUNDER CRACKING)
-(ALL SCREAMING)
(SIGHS) Look,
you'll believe me
when I show you the evidence.
Titan Test!
-(SCREAMS)
-(EXPLOSION)
(CRASHING)
(STRAINING) You're gonna
make a great...
Titan!
-(STRETCHING)
-Now, will you admit
that Terra was using Beast Boy
to take us down?
Wow. You guys said
she was crazy about Beast Boy,
but you didn't tell me
she was Cuckoo! Cuckoo!
The villain world is gonna pay
a lot for what I have
uncovered here.
Peace out, Titans.
Terra? What's going on?
Uh, um...
You're leaving
without tell me. Aren't you?
(SIGHS) Sorry, uh,
things are just getting
too intense between us.
CYBORG: Beast Boy, wait!
Just wanna tell you,
go get her, tiger!
Don't leave, Terra!
(WHIRRING)
You can't tell me
you don't feel
anything for me.
You wanna how
I really feel? Fine.
(WHIRRING)
(RUMBLING)
(STRAINS)
RAVEN:
Azarath Metrion Zinthos!
(EXPLOSION)
(WHOOSHING)
(GRUNTS)
(WHIRRING)
(SCREAMS)
What did you do to her, Raven?
Vanished her
to another dimension.
You're welcome.
But she was just about
to tell me how she felt!
Looks like
somebody's a little...
ALL: Jealous!
Well, guys,
looks like Raven was right.
Thank you.
I guess it was kind of silly
to think you were
in love
with Beast Boy.
Why is that so silly?
Because you lack
redeeming qualities.
-We're sorry.
-You should be.
Just the thought
of Beast Boy and me.